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TABULA RASA

Duration: 3m 41s
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Zero Punctuation

3m 41s

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I have a hurricane, listen to yourself churn, world serves its own needs, dummies serve your own needs, beat it up and knock speed, grunt no strength, the ladder starts to clatter with fear, fight down, high choir in a fire representin' seven games in a government... Tabula Rasa is a Latin term meaning blank slate, and generally refers to the school of thought stating that humans are born with no inherent programming. For example, Richard Garriott is an utterly demented games designer who wears a crown and insists that people call him Lord British, but was he born with the galloping crazies or was it a lack of appropriate social contact that caused him to descend permanently into an insane fantasy world? Lord Garriott's Its previous games include, and by that I mean consist entirely of, the Ultima series, a bunch of needlessly obtuse fantasy RPGs in which his author insertion fantasy persona sets another of his author insertion fantasy personas on various divine quests to prove their awesomeness while being assisted on all sides by two or three additional author insertion fantasy personas. Of late, though, he's promoted his fantasy persona to the rank of General British and author inserted himself into his new memorpiga, TABULA RASA, the beta for which the escapist parachuted me into for a week. Things got off to a flying start on the character creation screen when I discovered that I could choose the colour of my starting armour, so I immediately kitted myself out with an ensemble TABULA RASA PennsyLATED TABULA RASA is about as good as MMOs are ever going to get, and I suspect that Richard Garriott feels the same way because the TABULA RASA user interface looks a hell of a lot like the one from World of Warcraft, just with a sci-fi theme added and the user-friendliness scaled back to minus 92. My roommate tells me that TABULA RASA is supposed to be a new kind of online RPG that has less of the repetitive grind that blights other MMOs. I suspect he was thinking of some other game though because TABULA RASA is grind No sooner had Gareth minced into the First World than he was given a series of quests to kill specific numbers of local wildlife X Y and Z in return for new slightly better guns and armour which swiftly replaced all of my starting armour destroying Gareth individuality and raising the question of why they let me choose custom colours in the first place, and so began a typical MMO experience, i.e. doing the same thing a hundred times. TABULA RASA's touted innovation comes from the fact that it attempts to blend elements of online shooters seamlessly with the standard RPG questing shenanigans. Enemy NPCs, you see, constantly warp in and attempt to seize friendly settlements, necessitating The thing is, people who like memorbikers and people who like online shooters don't overlap much. MMORPGs tend to be more intelligent. Okay, I can't finish that sentence with a straight face. Alright, so they're a lot slower paced compared to your average Counter-Strike player's foamy mouth gibbering daily life, and in this game the shooter enthusiast is going to be pissed off by all the roundabout levelling up tomfoolery, while the RPG enthusiast is going to be pissed off when they come back to base to finish a quest and find that it is now an evil alien self-service restaurant. To me it all smacks of a typical problem in the media in that rather than focusing on pleasing a particular audience, designers try to please as many people as possible and just end up giving a blanketly mediocre experience for all. So what exactly am I saying? Well don't fix what isn't broke I suppose. Taking a format that has proved a massive success and gluing on extra bits rarely causes the coveted lightning to strike twice. Talking about removing grind from MMOs is all very well until you think about it because grind is the only thing that keeps people playing MMOs for so long and removing it will be like removing the crazy from Richard Garriott. Besides every MMO so far has it grind right up the bum and it doesn't seem to stop people Subtitles by the Amara.org community